Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St.Peter if they can still be married.
     ''Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and i will be right back."
         Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."
           The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"
               To which St.Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up there -- how long do you think it will take me to find  lawyer.


Heavenly Marital HelpBetty and Tim die in a car accident...Kel Brown, before 8 year2.471 view3 comments
There was a lawyer and he was just waking from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,"You're beautiful!" And then fell asleep again. His wife has never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said,"You're cute!", Well the wife was disappointed because instead of beautiful it was cute. She said"What happened to beautiful?'' His reply was "The drugs are wearing off"


Beautiful?There was a lawyer and he was just...Kel Brown, before 8 year2.696 views0 comments
an elderly man was worried that his wife had a hearing problem. so one evening, he snuck up behinde her while she was sitting in her recliner. he said softly, "can you hear me, dear?" there was no response. he moved closer and said again, "can you hear me, dear?" still, his wife said nothing. finally, he stood right behind her and said, "can you hear me, dear?"
  she snapped, "for the third time, YES!"


Older & wiseran elderly man was worried that his...Leana Strahorn, before 8 year2.662 views1 comment
A husband watches the TV and yell:
-No, no, you fool.. What are you doing?!
That moment wife comes in the room and ask him:
-What are you yelling darling? What's wrong?
-No thing, just watching our wedding..


Wedding tape..A husband watches the TV and yell:...Switch, before 8 year2.585 views1 comment
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.


I was a fool when I married youAfter a quarrel, a husband said to...Hudo, before 6 year15.489 views5 comments
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."


Silent treatmentA man and his wife were having, before 6 year14.401 view11 comments
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."


Learnt a lot in 40 years of marriageOn their 40th wedding anniversary, before 6 year11.425 views2 comments
Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...


15 pieces of advice from father to daughtersGreat Advice to Pass on to, before 7 year11.050 views12 comments
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