A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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Blind man in a storeA blind man walks into a store with...Hudo.com, before 7 year16.081 view7 comments
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Dog is watchingGuest: "Why does your dog sit...Hudo.com, before 9 year5.666 views1 comment
Teacher: What does a fat chicken give you?
Student: Eggs!
Teacher: Wonderful! What does a fat pig give you?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Excellent! Now, what does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!

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Get it?Teacher: What does a fat chicken give...Jayena Li, before 8 year3.625 views1 comment
There was a turtle and a hare. The turtle said: Want to see who can get home the fastest? The rabbit scoffed and said: You're on.
The turtle started the race, and won. The rabbit didn't even go five feet when he saw the turtle was already at home.

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Stupid Rabbit.There was a turtle and a hare. The...jkwlson, before 9 year4.175 views1 comment
What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs?
Friend~ Donno
answer~Mickey Mouse
What Duck Walks on 2 Legs?
Friend~Donald Duck
answer~All Ducks!!!!!
     
                    ¬.¬

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What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs?What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs? Friend~...Oliwia Stopa, before 9 year98.867 views0 comments
One day, Sulleen brought her cat, MunchiKin, to visit Lorail and MunchiKin decided to chat with Lorail's cat, Perkiki.

"Hows' your human?" MunchiKin asked. "She's fine," Perkiki answered. "How's your's?" "Pretty good," MunchiKin replied. "She keeps feeding me fart pellets."

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A typical cat conversationOne day, Sulleen brought her cat,...Jayena Li, before 9 year8.880 views0 comments
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

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which one is smarterTwo women that are dog owners are...Hudo, before 9 year8.716 views5 comments
What's a blood sucking vampires favorite animal?


A giraffe!

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Smart vampierWhat's a blood sucking vampires...Olivia Hardy, before 9 year2.215 views0 comments
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