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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"

Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Teacher: What does a fat chicken give you?
Student: Eggs!
Teacher: Wonderful! What does a fat pig give you?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Excellent! Now, what does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!

There was a turtle and a hare. The turtle said: Want to see who can get home the fastest? The rabbit scoffed and said: You're on.
The turtle started the race, and won. The rabbit didn't even go five feet when he saw the turtle was already at home.

What Mouse Walks On 2 Legs?
Friend~ Donno
answer~Mickey Mouse
What Duck Walks on 2 Legs?
Friend~Donald Duck
answer~All Ducks!!!!!
     
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One day, Sulleen brought her cat, MunchiKin, to visit Lorail and MunchiKin decided to chat with Lorail's cat, Perkiki.

"Hows' your human?" MunchiKin asked. "She's fine," Perkiki answered. "How's your's?" "Pretty good," MunchiKin replied. "She keeps feeding me fart pellets."

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman : "My dog told me."

What's a blood sucking vampires favorite animal?


A giraffe!