This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.

All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.

Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.

"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."


No more erectionsThis guy went to hospital for, before 6 year12.473 views4 comments
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"List en," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.

"Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."


Cured headacheA man goes to the doctor with a, before 6 year14.100 views15 comments
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" To which she replied "Probably that I married you for your money."


Mowind the lawn in nude"It's just too hot to, before 6 year14.983 views6 comments
So this blonde girl is really horny and hungry and along comes an asian.  The asian then see that she is horny and looks hungry so he says to her "Did you know if you had sex with me you can survive on my cum?" she shakes her head No.  she tags along with him. 9 weeks later he finds her with a puzzled look and he says "Whats wrong?" she replies "IM PREGNANT!!!!! and what confuses me is why? Chinese food goes right through me!"


chinese foodSo this blonde girl is really horny...ghg_ordinance, before 8 year7.214 views0 comments
Therese a pirate that wrecked his ship and survived,two days later the pirate walks into a bar,the bar tender tells the pirate,"Did you know Therese a steering wheel  Atached to your crotch?"The pirate says"Arr It's driven me nuts!"


The ship wreck.Therese a pirate that wrecked his...Nickolas Fehr, before 8 year3.670 views0 comments
A blonde is out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river and yells, "You ARE on the other side!"


river walkA blonde is out for a walk. She comes...Jayena Li, before 8 year3.811 views0 comments
A blonde and her father were out boat-fishing. They caught so much fish that the boat could not stand the weight, so it began to leak. "Oh no!" exclaims the blonde's father. "Our boat has a leak under the seat! We have to do something or we're going to drown!" The blonde looks up. "Make another leak, stupid," she tells her father. "The water will go out of that hole."


The blonde and the Leaky BoatA blonde and her father were out...Jayena Li, before 8 year3.828 views1 comment
Once there were three boys: Trouble, Shutup, and Manners. One day, Trouble went missing. Shutup and Manners decided to look for him. They came to the police station, but Manners got shy and stayed outside while Shutup entered the station. A cop walked over to him and asked, "What's your name?" "Shutup," answered Shutup. "Where's your manners?" Demanded the officer. "Outside." Furious, the cop growled, "Are you looking for trouble?" "Yes." replied Shutup.


He heard you wrongOnce there were three boys: Trouble,...Jayena Li, before 8 year4.139 views4 comments
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