Three girls were stranded on an island. A burnet, a red head, and a blonde. The nearest civilization was a forty mile swim away. Thr burnet made it 10 miles and drowned. The red head made it 15 miles and drowned. The blonde swam 20 miles and decided whe couldn't make it, so she swam back.

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Forty MilesThree girls were stranded on an...pitbull1310, before 7 year11.729 views4 comments
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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Rowing Your BoatTwo blondes were driving along a road...Hudo, before 7 year14.151 view10 comments
Q: A blonde and a brunette were jumping off an airplane to see who can to land first. Who won?

A: The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

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AirPlane racingQ: A blonde and a brunette were...Hannah Dutton, before 7 year12.329 views11 comments
I blonde girl walks into a candy store with picnic tables all around it. She buys a pack of m&m's and sits down. A man sits down across from her and asks, "What are you doing?" The blonde replies, "Do you see the letters on these m&m's?" The man noddes. I'm trying to put them in alphabetical order."

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The Blonde and the Candy StoreI blonde girl walks into a candy...daoustalexis, before 7 year13.641 view7 comments
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrate d, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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Tv in the cornerA blonde goes into a nearby store and...Hannah Dutton, before 7 year13.509 views11 comments
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

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The tree as the air freshenerA blonde was swerving all over the...Nurul Camelia, before 7 year14.132 views9 comments
A blonde cop pulls someone over and asks for their drivers license.

The driver pulls out a mirror. The cop looks at it. "Oh I see your a cop, too. OK. Well move along then."

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Blonde copA blonde cop pulls someone over and...ngrsmartkid, before 7 year13.215 views0 comments
There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself "I think," and dropped dead.

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Don't lie!There once was a magic mirror which...Hudo.com, before 7 year18.094 views21 comment
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