After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Couples

I was a fool when I married youAfter a quarrel, a husband said to...Hudo, before 6 year15.410 views5 comments
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."

Couples

Silent treatmentA man and his wife were having some...Hudo.com, before 6 year14.260 views11 comments
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?"

Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness --and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single."

Couples

Learnt a lot in 40 years of marriageOn their 40th wedding anniversary and...Hudo.com, before 6 year11.080 views2 comments
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's  in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

Couples

In the Strip ClubA wife decides to take her husband to...Hudo.com, before 6 year24.131 view10 comments
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Black humor

Wrong e-mail addressAn Illinois man left the snowballed...Hudo.com, before 6 year17.934 views22 comments
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband : “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband : “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

Couples

Water in the carburetorWife: “There’s trouble with the...Hudo.com, before 6 year17.742 views5 comments
me no study me no care me go marry i million air if he die me no cry me go marry another guy...x

Other

marry million airme no study me no care me go marry i...Vanessa Sebzda, before 9 year6.747 views7 comments
JUSTIN: Mom, I think I finally hit puberty!
MOM: Really? How do you know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

Celebrity

Justin Bieber finally hit pubertyJUSTIN: Mom, I think I finally hit...Hudo.com, before 9 year5.605 views10 comments
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