One man enters in an ambulance and says to the doctor:
- Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
- Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.
- But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now.
The doctor, angrily says:
- I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.
- But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.
The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye.
- Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.

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End of shiftOne man enters in an ambulance and...Hudo.com, before 4 years10.310 views6 comments
There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself "I think," and dropped dead.

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Don't lie!There once was a magic mirror which...Hudo.com, before 4 years17.771 view21 comment
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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Wrong e-mail addressAn Illinois man left the snowballed...Hudo.com, before 5 year17.656 views22 comments
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, ''DeNephew.''

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Woman wakes up from comaA pregnant woman gets into a car...Hudo.com, before 5 year15.394 views9 comments
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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A prayer before dyingWhen I die, I want to go peacefully...Kel Brown, before 6 year4.116 views3 comments
An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.
          He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up
       Outside he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his house,crawls up the stairs and pulls himself to bed. The next morning , his wife stands over him shouting''so you've been out boozing again''
    ''What makes you say that'' the man said
       
      ''the pub called you left your wheelchair again''

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bar crawlAn Irishman drinks at the pub until...Kel Brown, before 6 year2.531 view2 comments
this kid walks up to his mom and says mom which one am I more Jewish or black . the mom says go ask your dad .the kid goes to his dad and asks which one am I more Jewish or black?the dad asks ,why?and the kid says because there's a kid selling a bike for $50 and  I don't know if I should jew him down or steal it.

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Bike salethis kid walks up to his mom and says...1, before 6 year2.652 views0 comments
there is a fat man on the plane with a pilot. they are alone on the plane.the plane is falling from the sky and the only food onboard is beans.the fat man asks the pilot whats wrong and the pilot replies we have no fumes.the fat man says whip up those beans so i dont have to die with you in the middle of nowhere.the pilot says what do you mean.the fat man says,you give me some beans and your gonna get some fumes my friend.

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fuming beansthere is a fat man on the plane with...Lewis Dunn, before 6 year2.208 views0 comments
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