An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman get drunk and try to cross a bridge but a bald witch stops them and says give me a task to do and if i fail i will let you cross and if I pass i get to kill you. so the Irishman says fly round the world in 10 seconds and the witch flies round the world in 10 seconds and she kills him and then the English man says fly round the world in 4 seconds the witch flies round the world in 4 seconds and she kills him then the Scottsman says here's  £10 go get a hair cut!

the bridge

Martha Mckay, before 9 year @ Ethnic

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