A blonde girl walks into the hospital. She has a gunshot wound in her finger.
"How in the world did you get a gunshot wound, in your finger?!" The doctor says.
"Well, I wanted to commit suicide, so I pressed a gun up to my chest, but then I remembered that I was wearing a $400 dollar designer sweater, so I put the gun up to my ear, but then I thought it would be really loud, so I put my finger in the other ear, and when I shot, I got this in my finger!"

She ain't got no brains!

Kate Justine Duggan, before 5 year @ Other

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