An Irishman drinks at the pub until they close.
          He stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time and falls again. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up
       Outside he tries to stand up and falls flat again. He gives up and crawls the four blocks to his house,crawls up the stairs and pulls himself to bed. The next morning , his wife stands over him shouting''so you've been out boozing again''
    ''What makes you say that'' the man said
       
      ''the pub called you left your wheelchair again''

Sources: le moi

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Kel Brown, before 7 year @ Black humor

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